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“Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?” - Rusty Griswold “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” - Ellen Griswold “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” - Clark Griswold “Save the neck for me, Clark!” - Cousin Eddie “When Santa squeezes his fat white a*s down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.” – Clark Griswold “Worse?! How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!!” – Clark Griswold “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen Griswold “Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold Little full, lotta sap.” – Clark Griswold “You put on the suit, you’re the big guy.” – Bernard “Everybody likes Denny’s, it’s an American institution.” – Scott Calvin Scott Calvin: “It felt like America’s Most Wanted.” “ Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I wake up, I’m getting a CAT scan!” – Scott Calvin “Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?” - Scott Calvin “Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.” - Charlie Calvin “It’s Turbo time!” - Howard Langston The Santa Clause “I’m gonna deck your halls, bub.” - Santa Claus “I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for Turbo Man doll!” – Howard Langston “Put that cookie down!” – Howard Langston Thanks for signing up! Please check your email to confirm your subscription.